the only type of being attacked I am okay with:
If malls had a puppy chair instead of a massage chair…
WHY don’t malls have a puppy chair?
Why is this not a thing yet? O.O
I’d pay good money to sit in a…
this is the most accurate representation of this scene
Gauging your mood based on which part you sing along with on Dr. Horrible
Striding through the hallways
Kicking every ass she meets as she goes
Like the goddess she is :D
The photo on the left is of PNB dancer Chelsea Adomaitis warming up before a show. Taken by Lindsay Thomas.
The photo on the right is the grotesque result of photoshop. I have seen this image a few times on facebook, but I only realized how distorted it was when someone pointed out that it was photoshopped. Her foot has been made to look more winged, her body thinner. Her strong shoulders are disproportionate to her now deformed waist.
The original photo is of a strong, talented, slim, healthy dancer. The altered image is a reflection of the constant pressure towards unattainable ”perfection”. This is the first time I have seen proof of a popular photoshopped ballet photo, but I do not doubt that many photos have been “doctored” in the same way. This is not OK.
“That little git,” he said calmly. “He wasn’t so cocky last night when the dementors were down our end of the train. Came running into our compartment, didn’t he, Fred?”
“Nearly wet himself,” said Fred, with a contemptuous glance at Malfoy.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
It is the actual BEST feel :D
DC Comics AU where everyone is the age they’d be if they’d been born on the date of their first canonical appearance
- bruce: 75
- dick: 74
- babs: 47
- jay: 31
- tim: 25
- cass: 15
- steph: 22
- damian: 9
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
You know how hipsters make those nebula gifs with the flashing stars? They should take a picture of Matt Smith and make his hair all flashy and nebula-y. Voila. Magical Hipster hair.
Flaphack #10: The final hack! How about a delicious, fluffy pillow for all of your pancake dreams?
dennys are you ok
James Potter was ready to sacrifice his life to save Lily.
Severus Snape was ready to sacrifice James Potter’s life to save Lily.